Last Winter we gave out our goodies again, and as usual we gave everyone a nice sweater and our newest addition the sleepingbag better known as the ‘SleepingPod XXL’. What you guys didn’t know this sleepingbag isn’t just any sleepingbag.

Offcourse, it was apparant it was big enough for everyone in the world, even a threesome could be done inside it, however, what nobody knows (until this day that is) is that Intel® actually developed this sleepingbag in their super secret laboratory in Kontich, Belgium, just of the N171 near the split with the N173.

Every fiber of the SleepingPod XXL has been enriched with little nanobots which are programmed to do several things in particular. Besides making sure the person(s) sleeping in the sleepingbag would have their best nightrest possible in just about any situation (official tests showed that even while lying on a busy airport in the middle of the takeoff lane people would sleep better on the tarmac than they ever would in the most expensive beds known to mankind), it also did some more ‘special’ things to the persons sleeping in the bag.

Some reports have shown that CounterStrike 1.6 players in particular would get skills comparable to the players of Na’Vi overnight. Other reports shown us that people would be so fit after sleeping in the bag that they were able to climb the Himalayha in 20 hours straight! Thanks to these reports you will see Bear Grylls walking with one of our SleepingPod XXL’s everywhere he goes.

The last side-effect currently known is the ability of the sleepingbag to turn any man (or woman for that matter) to the most attractive person in the vicinity of 100 kilometers around the bag. We have seen this side effect on DreamHack last Winter edition…. DJ Hance, among others, was one of the most chased guys by the female population in Sweden.

Thus we have decided not to give out these sleepingbags any longer, since they are deemed to dangerous to mankind. If you have one of such sleepingbags in your possession, please be very carefull with it.

Intel® or Intel Pack4DreamHack are not responsible from this point on

The SleepingPod XXL as given out by us last Winter...

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